Qualified Candidates Only

Good Morning, I have a “job opening”. I am looking to hire the most qualified candidate I can find.
Job Description
Position Title: Stay At Home Professional
Office: Your Living Room
Temporary/Permanent: At the discretion of the candidate
Essential Duties and Responsibilities: Stay home, and don’t work. Coach potatoes are welcome to apply. Must be proficient with a remote control and a lap top computer. Must be willing to answer all incoming calls from telemarketers and soliciters. Unwillingness to work for someone. Strong desire to be self-employed.Must be independently minded. Self-starters welcome.
Qualifications: Strong Computer Skills, Willingness to surf the internet, and/or television cable channels. …read more