Finally! A Pornography & Pizza Franchise YOU Can Afford!
September 27, 2007 by Sean Kelly
Filed under :-) Humor, PORNO PIZZA
(FranchisePick.Com) Opportunity seekers: now you can combine your love of pornography with the undeniable appeal of delivered pizza.
Think of it as the franchise Larry Flynt might have started if he had been drinking buddies with Papa John:
Porno Pizza.
Check out the whole sordid story on franchise blog FranBest.com:
The Porno Pizza Franchise Opportunity: a Little TOO Hot?
The Porno Pizza franchise, which delivers raunchy porn with every pizza, is creation of Canadian pizza visionary Corey Wildeman, without whose tireless dedication hundreds of Winnipeg’s most (extremely) eligible bachelors may have starved to death or been forced to find real female companionship.
What do you think?
Saucy new franchise?
Cheesy sensationalism?
Apocalyptic sign of that End Times have begun?
Wish you had thought of it?
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I’d be tempted to eat all the profits…
I’d be tempted to eat all the profits…
I’m not touching that one.
I believe the aptly named Corey Wildeman and Porno Pizza crew would do well to request the Green Prosperity Prayer Hankie and wear it on their heads for a month or so, while praying for forgiveness. Really, pineapple on pizza!
PLEASE…….you’ve got to be joking. Get some morals. Go deliver that to your parents house. Let’s face it, people like you starting smut businesses are the reason our kids think it’s o.k. to be on girls gone wild, become strippers and sluts as teenagers. Porn is not cool. It’s o.k. for private and for adults but you are pushing the envelope. How freakin’ gross. I picture some fat desperate pig of a guy eating his greasy pizza and jacking off to your porno. Nice. Dumb idea, i bet it won’t last. REDICULOUS BUSINESS IDEA and freaking gross too.
Oh come one!!!